1 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:47,013 What a doll! 2 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:57,692 Lady, what are you doing? It's a one way street... 3 00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:59,577 You can't go that way. 4 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:03,375 I'm new to Bellignano...if you... Hey? Why don't you reply? 5 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:19,691 - Good morning, doctor. - Good morning, Lo Presti. 6 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:31,929 Hey, look who's once again. Let me give you my business card... 7 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:37,772 - Engineer Raffaele Ghislenghi. - It's a pleasure. 8 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:42,775 - Listen, I'm new to this little town. Do you know where the court house is? - Did you say the court house? 9 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:47,012 A small matter, nothing important. I'm a close friend of the minister... 10 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:50,058 ...but I don't want to disturb him over something so trivial. 11 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:52,415 You know how things work in Italy... 12 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,735 ...by a hundred notes I could just buy that dumb magistrate... 13 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:58,409 -...and in five minutes I'd be out, on my way back to Lugano. - Well done, well done. 14 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:02,539 Listen, lady, why are you so cold with me? 15 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:05,851 We might stay in touch for this evening. 16 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:10,457 What the fuck! She has just got in touch with me right away! 17 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:13,422 - Engineer Ghislenghi! - Who are you? 18 00:02:13,423 --> 00:02:15,030 One moment. 19 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:23,538 Greetings. 20 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:26,976 Perfectly on time. Well done! Talk about Switzerland... 21 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:28,971 I'm Bortolon. 22 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:32,336 The lawyer Bortolon from the bar of Bellignano, it's a pleasure. 23 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:35,856 We must go to the court house. Have you forgotten? 24 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:39,296 The hearing is set at 9 o'clock. It's nothing, don't worry... 25 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:42,332 It's one of those cases where we've won before we even start. 26 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,729 It should only take a few minutes, there's no dispute against you... 27 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:48,898 - I've studied this case thoroughly. - That's what worries me. 28 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:52,097 Come, I'll clear a path, come. 29 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,858 Hi. 30 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:59,894 This is your seat. 31 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,771 - Who's he? - That's the lawyer Lo Presti. 32 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:14,739 A locum for the public prosecutor. He'll just make you die laughing. 33 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:18,291 - He's from Trinacria. - Strange, I thought he was Sicilian... 34 00:03:18,292 --> 00:03:19,422 Is he tough? 35 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,412 Tough him? He's softy. An erotic maniac. 36 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:26,334 Both he and the chancellor the more are softy the more they comprime themselves being closer to the magistrate. 37 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,769 - Don't worry. - Who's worried? 38 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:30,731 - You don't know me, dear Burtacchion. - Bortolon. 39 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:33,618 A judge who can screw me over has still to be born. 40 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,736 Court is in session. 41 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:57,774 - Who's she? - The lady magistrate. 42 00:03:57,860 --> 00:04:00,499 She works as a compressor for the two neurotic guys. 43 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:04,016 - As I told you, the whole thing is a farce. - A farce? It's a tragedy. 44 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:08,372 I'm asking the lawyer Lo Presti for providing the public prosecutor's functions. Lawyer Lo Presti? 45 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:10,928 - He...here! - Chancellor, write it down. 46 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:13,693 Yes, doctor. Right away. 47 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:16,135 Sit down, come on. 48 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:19,929 Here're the criminal proceedings versus Esposito Raffaele... 49 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:24,298 ...also known as count Ghislanzoni Doria Raffaele... 50 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:28,168 ...also known as professor Viscardi Raffaele... 51 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:31,696 ...also known as engineer Ghislenghi Raffaele... 52 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:34,214 ...and from now on also know as the fucked Raffaele... 53 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,938 Lawyer, how many years are for a sentence for fraud? 54 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:40,337 - From 1 to 6 years, but, don't worry, in your case... -...they will be 12! - Of course not! 55 00:04:40,420 --> 00:04:44,618 - Is the defendant in this courtroom? - Unfortunately...here. 56 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,770 Come forward. 57 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:53,252 Who is defending you? 58 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:56,252 That's me, the lawyer Bortolon, mrs magistrate. 59 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:58,058 The usual. 60 00:04:58,140 --> 00:04:59,414 Fine. 61 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,537 You know the charge. 62 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:07,614 Articles 640, 515 and 516 of the penal code... 63 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,691 ...on the basis of a report by Spegiorin Oreste... 64 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:13,136 ...as the owner of the restaurant "The gourmet's tavern"... 65 00:05:13,220 --> 00:05:15,859 ...you've been charged with selling a lot of one thousand... 66 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:18,494 ...cans for food for dogs... 67 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:21,338 ...passing them off as top notch goulash. 68 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:25,259 - What must you say in your defence? - I'm not guilty, I swear! 69 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:28,854 Illustrious mrs magistrate... 70 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:33,889 ...there's only a way to dismantle this unequal accusation... 71 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:37,211 ...which my client, a principled and honest citizen,... 72 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:40,929 -...has been charged. - A victim of a world bastard like a dog. 73 00:05:40,980 --> 00:05:43,289 - A dog! - A dog? - A hard-working man... 74 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:48,698 ...of a high degree and of a steady reputation in the business' world! 75 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:53,092 Who, according to what proceedings report, has been already sentenced many times. 76 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:58,373 - Article 669: unauthorized practice of hawker as a profession. Article 517:... - Don't worry about that... 77 00:05:58,460 --> 00:06:02,055 -...sale of false industrial products... - Don't worry about that too... 78 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:05,098 673: removal of signs or shelters... 79 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:08,411 707: unauthorized possession of altered keys. 80 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:12,379 567: substitution of newborn babies. 81 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:19,491 498: usurpation of military command. 574: subtraction of persons of unsound mind. 82 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,219 Illustrious mrs magistrate... 83 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:28,819 ...but these are small guilts, youth excesses! 84 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:31,619 I'm wondering who didn't make them! Who? 85 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:38,731 We are not here to judge these small guilts, but... 86 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:46,090 ...a charge which my client rejects vigorously. May I have one of them please? 87 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:51,208 Mrs magistrate, but which food for dogs!!! 88 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:55,212 I do say, so I'm showing you,... 89 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:59,339 ...mrs magistrate, that that lot sold to Spegiorin... 90 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,696 -...was an exquisite dish! - Be quiet Burtacchion! - Bortolon! 91 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:06,455 - A very good goulash, mrs magistrate! - Burtacchion! - Bortolon! 92 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:10,010 A very good goulash, I said, made by an extraordinary,... 93 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:14,059 ...exquisite and amazing top notch meat,... 94 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:16,370 ...meat, mrs magistrate, which I'm tasting right now! 95 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:21,889 Chancellor, be quick, get rid of those cans. They might explode. 96 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:27,255 What a scent, mrs magistrate. It's exquisite... 97 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:29,934 Now, I will try some. 98 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:54,931 Let's go to the bar. Go away, go away! 99 00:07:56,420 --> 00:08:00,618 - How do you feel, lawyer? - How do you think I feel? 100 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:04,295 I'm feeling distraught. I'm not used to it. 101 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:07,497 It's feeling like my intestine has turned inside out... 102 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:11,016 Engineer, with all due respect, it's like I've got shit in my mouth. 103 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:14,370 - Two coffees. - Good, good. 104 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:20,412 The only thing I could do... 105 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:23,338 ...was to request a laboratory analysis. 106 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,139 Sometimes, you know, you may buy time thanks to an additional inquest. 107 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:29,413 So, between the lab analysis and the delayed proceedings I'll get a life sentence. 108 00:08:29,613 --> 00:08:31,000 Forget the life sentence, don't speak this way... 109 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:39,136 You as well, tough, of all the hot chicks in Bellignano... 110 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:42,735 ...you had to go up against the lady magistrate. 111 00:08:42,820 --> 00:08:47,848 She's not a woman, she's a cop. Everyone's scared of her... 112 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:50,215 There was a certain amount of freedom earlier. 113 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:54,657 Lawyer, damn! Do you want me to wrap some up so you can take it home? 114 00:08:57,820 --> 00:09:00,015 Since the lady magistrate arrived on the scene... 115 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:03,629 -...it has become a town of puritans. - I understand you, lawyer. 116 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,358 No, you can't understand it... 117 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:09,055 This is a prosperous town, thanks to some small factories, farmings... 118 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:11,973 But she's quite something new... she's terrible. 119 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:16,736 They're bigots: when a spicy film plays in the cinema they all go crazy. 120 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,992 - That lady magistrate eats up all their bread. - I understand you, lawyer. 121 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,100 You can't understand it. 122 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:26,578 They're all madly in love with the lady magistrate. 123 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:29,538 First of all, because she's beautiful... 124 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:33,169 ...and secondly, because she's a woman as a magistrate. 125 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:35,569 So they think they're advanced, evolved... 126 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:37,310 -...feminists. - I understand you, lawyer. 127 00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:39,837 - You can't understand it. - So why are you telling me? 128 00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:43,410 This way. She's giving a rough time. What a desperation she's! 129 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,060 And that great bigot, Lo Presti,... 130 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:48,970 ...is her black soul. 131 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:53,133 Those two seize all the spicy comics, and when porn films are screened... 132 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:57,338 ...they go insane, just like when they used to burn witches. 133 00:09:57,580 --> 00:10:00,299 Where are you going? 134 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:04,214 Were you going to pay? No, not on your life! You're my guest... 135 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:08,179 - Lawyer, it was only a coffee and some snacks. - Okay for the coffee but the snacks were six. 136 00:10:08,260 --> 00:10:13,095 - I won't allow you, I changed my mind, you're my guest. - Please, don't be ridiculous... 137 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:15,096 - I said I'm paying and that's it. - But... 138 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:18,577 Two coffees and six snacks. 139 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:33,974 Engineer, engineer, what about the rest? 140 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:36,920 The rest...well, you can tell me the rest the next time, lawyer. 141 00:10:55,220 --> 00:11:01,090 - At this point you, what do you do to the common sense of decency? - Huh? - What do you do to the common sense of decency? 142 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:03,648 - What do you mean? - By now you're saying goodbye to it! 143 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:06,129 Good thing that we have the 2nd paragraph of article 508... 144 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:09,656 ...where obscene language...- 28... - 28 you're right, obscenity, vulgarities... 145 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:12,300 ...in every aspect, even into the movies! 146 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:16,009 We must believe, we must obey, and also fight! 147 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:20,218 Lawyer, I agree with you completely... 148 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,053 -...but this screening worries me a lot. - Why? 149 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:26,416 - We're in a delicate situation now. - Really? 150 00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:28,530 I'm not sure if I've explained myself, but... 151 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:34,252 ...th-th-that lady is a woman, she's naive... 152 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:38,015 - What does she know about dicks? With all due respect...- Sure, with all the due respect... 153 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:42,180 - So, how can she judge? - What's that got to do with it? 154 00:11:42,181 --> 00:11:45,034 It's her profession. She studied at university. What the fuck! 155 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,772 Here she comes. 156 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,289 She's so beautiful. 157 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,656 Sit down, please. 158 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,897 - We can start immediately. - Yes, doctor. 159 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:58,976 We'll write everything down, chancellor. 160 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:01,699 - May I? - Who is it? The usual ball breakers. 161 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:06,054 - Mr Pavarin. - Has it started? 162 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,465 - Not yet, the lady magistrate has just arrived right now. - Take this. 163 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:12,739 - Come in. - Tony... 164 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:17,291 - I took the liberty of bringing the apothecary with me. - But... - He's outside the door. - Never mind... 165 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,813 Come in. 166 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:23,974 - I brought some friends along. - No...no other friends. 167 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:28,778 Come in...Bepi, Gaston, Pasquale. 168 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,099 Oh, my dear Bepi... Have your money ready, come on! 169 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,098 Great. Where are you going? Fork up! 170 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:53,454 Anyone else? No, that's enough. 171 00:12:56,220 --> 00:13:00,498 I never earned so much, not even during the days of "Gone with the wind". 172 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,538 Let me through. I need to do that, that's my place there, are you crazy? 173 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:46,778 - One moment. - One moment, once again... 174 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,378 Chancellor, put this down in my verbal. 175 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:55,356 - Excuse me, can we stop the screening? - Yes. 176 00:13:55,357 --> 00:13:56,733 Thank you. 177 00:13:56,993 --> 00:13:59,253 Tony. Stop it. 178 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:04,650 Upon a report by Lo Presti Francesco,... 179 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:13,489 ...legal proceedings are started, according to articles 528, 529... 180 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:17,812 They are started because later here... 181 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,538 Let's continue. 182 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:25,817 - Tony, play the movie. - Go ahead. 183 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,050 ...and back... 184 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:50,614 Performance of acts of selferoticism... 185 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,251 - Huh? - Handjob, wank, jerking off, masturbation! 186 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:57,808 Many people practice it without even knowing the name... 187 00:14:57,860 --> 00:15:01,296 There's a lot of ignorance around. It's crazy. 188 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,689 The scene, the scene. 189 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:16,934 Silence, please. Do you want me to go to jail? You're clandestine inside here. Quiet! 190 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:20,819 Someone starts to give permissions like in the nest of a cuckoo... [play on the words: cuculo=cuckoo and culo=back] 191 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,811 ...and here's finally where we're gone. 192 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:26,618 Sodomy. 193 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,692 - What? - Sodomy. 194 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:33,489 Sodomy, sodomy, though it's little, it uses to slip on your ass like a bottle. 195 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:36,572 So they say...I'm sorry. 196 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:39,652 Stop. 197 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:42,538 I said stop. 198 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:47,136 - Rewind it. - Rewind it, Tony. 199 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:51,293 - I said rewind it. - Lawyer, it's me who can give orders around here. 200 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:53,808 Sit down immediately. 201 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,971 What is that "sodomy"? 202 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,617 - She took it in her ass. - We spent well our money. 203 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:11,209 Write, chancellor... 204 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:14,895 Fellatio in ore...[in legal language from ancient Latin=blowjob] 205 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:17,369 ...ore...[from ancient Latin=mouth, also "ore" is the Italian for "hours"] 206 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:20,054 It's a quarter to four, your Excellency. 207 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:25,650 Yes, yes, I know that. I don't understand this "fellatio". 208 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:30,210 - Ah! Blow-job. - Perfect. 209 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,652 Thank you. 210 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:53,340 - Greetings, reverend. - Greetings, commander. 211 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,552 - Please, doctor. - Thanks. 212 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,169 Please, father. 213 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:07,010 Let's drink to the launch of our "Altero's domestic chicken of the castle" 214 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:10,251 - To the Altero's chicken. - Cheers. 215 00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:14,219 It was a great idea, Bellignano deserves some recognition. 216 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:17,855 Thank you so much, mrs doctor Orlando, you've always been kind to me, however... 217 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,255 ...it was really my father-in-law's idea. 218 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,491 As a commercial, the idea of the "Altero's domestic chicken of the castle"... 219 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:26,259 ...is by my son-in-law. - Not to sound boastful! - Anyway chickens are bred... 220 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:29,935 ...intensively into a modern and aseptic environment... 221 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,178 Mrs doctor, doctor Orlando. 222 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,774 Excuse me but it's urgent. 223 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,373 Please, excuse me. Thank you. 224 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:50,834 I'm sorry to disturb but this urgent telegram has arrived for you. 225 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:07,295 - Is it bad news, mrs magistrate? - No, no, nothing important. 226 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,895 - Can I make a call? - Yes, through there. 227 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:17,209 The telephone is in the study with the tapestries. 228 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:41,218 Hello? I'd like to speak to mrs Rosa Orlando please. 229 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,813 Yes, I'm waiting. 230 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:01,430 - Mrs Orlando? - Yes. 231 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,431 - There's a call for you. - Thank you. 232 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:32,937 Hello? Viola. It's you, sweetie. 233 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,535 - He left me. - Who was he this time? 234 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:39,418 What do you mean, who? The drummer of the Blue Boys band. 235 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,578 I met him a month ago in Cesenatico. 236 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:48,053 - What do you want me to do? - What? I'm desperate... 237 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:53,848 I loved him so much. He was so handsome, so manly. 238 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:58,411 - Just like all the others. - No...more, much more. 239 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,650 At least twice as manly. 240 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:07,009 Viola, I'm desperate. I'm ready to do something stupid really. 241 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:12,936 He left me alone and in trouble... ...and I've still got to pay the hotel bill. 242 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:15,375 It's not possible. You'll never change. 243 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:19,535 I get it, you'll kill yourself. Okay, I'll be there as soon as possible. 244 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,575 Are you crazy? With all those people next door. 245 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,134 There's no one here. They all left. 246 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:29,850 - And your father-in-law? - He took them to say goodbye to his chickens. 247 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:32,374 His, yours and your wife's ones. 248 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,530 This way you won't talk about the divorce, true? 249 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:39,375 You're not jealous of the chickens now? It's my job, what can I do? 250 00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:42,452 I've got 120 families to maintain. Every week they come... 251 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:47,574 ...with their hands out to ask for money. My father-in-law has to pay them. You can try to understand, my darling. 252 00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:53,417 - Viola, my dear...you drive me crazy, I love you. - I can't, I have to go, let me go. 253 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,570 - I'm already late. - Where are you going Viola? 254 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,571 I have an appointment. I have to see my... 255 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,730 I have to see someone. 256 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:02,129 Viola...Viola. 257 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:05,409 You're not telling me the truth, you're leading a double life. 258 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:11,932 I'm really desperate. 300 in my account and 300 in his. 259 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,731 That's the sound of a Jaguar's engine... 260 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:28,936 I guessed it: a red Jaguar with a charming millionairess on board. 261 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,692 Hey. 262 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:33,852 - Great, boy, will you park my car? - Yes, sir. 263 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,892 - Will you check my tires? - Yes, sir. 264 00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:37,538 - Will you clean the windows? - Yes, sir. 265 00:21:37,538 --> 00:21:39,495 - Great, do you smoke? - Yes, sir. 266 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:42,633 So give me a cigarette because I've finished them. 267 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,854 Damn! He's playing even the discontent guy! 268 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,658 Nice. 269 00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,897 What a pair... 270 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:06,812 ...of margheritas. 271 00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:19,653 I'd like to leaf through her. She loves me, she doesn't love me... she loves me, she doesn't love me... 272 00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:28,136 The lady magistrate! 273 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,814 Forgive me, I didn't really think you loved me... 274 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:34,370 ...I mean you didn't love me... I'm sorry, I'm confused. 275 00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:37,896 - I bet you come from Bellignano, true? - What? 276 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:41,017 Don't you remember me? The tinned meat? 277 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,739 - Meat? - The tinned meat, don't you remember? 278 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:48,940 Sure, it's not easy to meet gentlemen like you nowadays. 279 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,817 But how? 280 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,778 Thus you mean to say... this morning... 281 00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:59,059 After everything, you realise it was just an innocent prank. 282 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:03,531 - Perhaps I exaggerated a bit. - Did you exaggerate? Why? 283 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,531 Right...why? 284 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:10,175 - You're a really nice guy. - Well, I understand... 285 00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:14,299 Public life is public life. Private life, on the other hand... 286 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:18,293 Yes, that's quite right. Listen... 287 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,698 - Why don't you invite me to dinner this evening? - If I invite you to dinner, you might... 288 00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:26,897 ...accuse me of trying to corrupt an official. 289 00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:30,575 Men have been trying to corrupt me since I was 16 years old. 290 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,810 Do they ever succeed? 291 00:23:33,811 --> 00:23:35,312 Almost everyone. 292 00:23:35,312 --> 00:23:37,859 Hello, Broccolon? Take care of studying well the article 319! 293 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:40,932 - What has article 319 got to do with it? - It's crucial... 294 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,932 ...because I'm about to sleep with your lady magistrate. 295 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:47,217 - How is that possible? - I've got her eating out of my hand. 296 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,860 It was an incredible coincidence, I won't let her get away. 297 00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:54,695 I'm going to grab a piece of justice. I'm going to sodomise the law. 298 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,135 - What did you say, dear? - I'm calling Lecce. 299 00:23:57,220 --> 00:23:59,814 Hello? Hello? 300 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:04,655 Hello? Who is it? It's you Berficon? 301 00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:09,131 - I'd better say goodbye because... - I remind you, Ghislenghi... 302 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:13,452 Your fate is in your hands. Your hands can help you to avoid handcuffs. 303 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:15,815 Understood? Be firm. 304 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:18,539 I couldn't be firmer. 305 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:26,536 Yes. 306 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,976 I recognize it. 307 00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:32,735 This tune by Beethoven always excites me. 308 00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:35,653 Which one is it? The fifth one? 309 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:39,489 How do I know? I couldn't keep score. 310 00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:44,370 - Come dear, we can do it together again. - It's easier said than done! 311 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,769 ...but I'm shattered. 312 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:50,250 Why don't you come, dear? 313 00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:52,410 How do you feel? 314 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,934 What can I say? 315 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:58,535 If I ever meet a girl who likes it limp... 316 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,298 ...I'll destroy her. 317 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:05,338 - Who is it? - The porter. - Come in. 318 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:24,889 I thought there were two of them. 319 00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:31,259 - Good evening. - Good evening. 320 00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:34,138 - The bill for mrs Orlando and myself. - Very well, sir. 321 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:37,018 I'm leaving my suitcase. Don't take your eyes off it. 322 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:40,172 - I'm going to fill up and I'll be right back. - Please do. 323 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:43,253 - Add 50 thousand lire for yourself. - Thank you. 324 00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:58,571 God damn it. I'll destroy them, I'll kill them... 325 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,776 Tell me, can we go on this way? 326 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,420 - What if we start shooting some of them? - Who? 327 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,697 What do you mean, who? Thieves, delinquents... 328 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:10,056 It's the second time I've been robbed in a month, got that? 329 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:13,530 I put 5000 francs in my wallet. 330 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,932 - How much is it? - 37.500 lire. 331 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:22,737 Look, there you go. 332 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:28,098 As you can see, it's a real gem. 333 00:26:28,180 --> 00:26:32,219 It's worth at least two millions. Don't lose it. 334 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:37,249 I'll come back for it tomorrow. I trust you. 335 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:14,174 - Where did you get it? - Into my ass. 336 00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:24,378 - My love... - Honey? 337 00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:28,612 - I have a confession to make. - Okay, we'll stop at the first church. 338 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,931 - I knew you weren't the lady magistrate from Bellignano. - What will you do now? 339 00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:34,853 - Do you kill me? - I'll make you rich. 340 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:13,336 The bill for room 54. Make sure they pay up. 341 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:16,059 - Good evening. - Good evening. 342 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,968 - Your bill. - What bill? 343 00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:21,728 The bill. 344 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:29,938 Lobster, champagne, caviar... 345 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:34,696 - Not bad for a single person. - It's for two, there's the engineer too. 346 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,279 Which engineer? 347 00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:39,853 - Your fiance. - Listen... 348 00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:43,615 You're mistaken, I'm not Rosa Orlando, I'm her sister Viola. 349 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:46,578 - And I'm your grandfather. - Don't play the fool please. 350 00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:48,332 Thus let's stop joking around. 351 00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:52,015 I've been doing this job for forty years, I've seen and known every trick... 352 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:56,013 If you think I'm going to return your suitcase, you're very much mistaken. 353 00:28:56,100 --> 00:29:01,174 - Why? Is there a suitcase? - Yes, there's a suitcase too, didn't you know? 354 00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:13,459 The lady's suitcase. 355 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:17,097 Do you see what brakes, commander? 356 00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:21,173 Dear engineer Ghislenghi, allow me to introduce the commander Colombo. 357 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,216 A pleasure. 358 00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:31,655 Mrs Ghislenghi. How are you, my dear? 359 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,459 Who's she? 360 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:40,328 As you can see, everything's ready: our motto is "efficiency and speed". 361 00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:43,139 - I was saying... - It's a real jewel. 362 00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:47,771 7000 km, air-conditioned, anti-theft windows... 363 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:52,980 ...automatic gears, rear braking system, cassette player... 364 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:56,496 ...auto-steering, auto-braking, auto-playing... 365 00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:58,132 Do you need anything else? 366 00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:02,893 This is really music to my ears, two millions in advance. 367 00:30:02,980 --> 00:30:07,019 Bloody southerner, another 10 minutes and you'd have blown everything. 368 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:10,251 - Do you want to ruin me? - Excuse me, but this Jaguar... 369 00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:13,377 ...didn't we already sell it to Trabucchi? He's coming to collect it on Friday. 370 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:16,418 It's only Monday today, and tomorrow we've got that cheque from the notary. 371 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:20,254 But you don't care about that! What a great partner! Just look at you. 372 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:25,175 You're always messing around and playing. You look like a kid with a face like an ass... 373 00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:27,410 And you look like an ass with a face like a kid! 374 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:31,175 Anyway, my dear partner, let me take care of business. 375 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,614 Is that what you mean by business? 376 00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:37,696 You're always going around with bitches. 377 00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:41,090 - Stop! She might look like a bitch. - But she's a saint, right? 378 00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:45,731 Right, she's a saint. Our patron saint... 379 00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:51,024 Pa-patron... In short, she's going to work miracles. 380 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,648 If the information is correct, they should be around here. Bend over... 381 00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:37,419 There's her...that asshole of the lady magitrate. 382 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:39,576 They're taking samples. 383 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:43,414 You should see this, lawyer. You're going to have to fix this. 384 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:47,254 You have to show them my factory isn't polluting anything... 385 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,768 - I don't need a purifier. - It's easier said than done! 386 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:52,095 But where's your nose? Can't you smell it? 387 00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:55,013 Ammonia, pure ammonia. 388 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,534 If only all magistrates looked like her. 389 00:31:57,620 --> 00:32:01,169 Yeah, she's a real hot chick. 390 00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:04,570 Our dear lady magistrate from Bellignano... 391 00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:07,413 ...I'll give you a purifier, but on my terms. 392 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:11,891 That's why I haven't sold any trout since Scotti built his factory. 393 00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:16,178 They say it doesn't taste of trout. Get a whiff of it, mrs magistrate... 394 00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:18,251 Try it for yourself. 395 00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:22,333 Chancellor, seal that, compile a report and have all of these samples analysed. 396 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:26,618 - I want to know perfectly what it's. - What else could it be? 397 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:27,689 This is piss. 398 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:31,250 I don't give a shit about the law, my dear lawyer... 399 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:34,412 Do you realise how much this fucking purifier is going to cost to me? 400 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,572 A minimum of 200 million. I said minimum. 401 00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:39,616 No, no... 402 00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:44,137 Who the hell sent here that damned magistrate from Bellignano? 403 00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:45,733 Can't you pay her off? 404 00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:48,892 She has to cost less than 200 million. 405 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:52,011 Is her thing maybe made of gold? 406 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:56,139 No...just get a move on. Buy, buy! 407 00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:58,290 Incorruptable my ass... 408 00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:02,532 What are you talking about? Everyone has a price. 409 00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:05,498 Well said, commander, well said! 410 00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:07,650 You can go, thank you. 411 00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:12,415 May I introduce myself? Engineer Ghislenghi Doria. 412 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:13,615 I'm taking a seat please. 413 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:17,056 Excuse, just tell me immediately what you want. 414 00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:21,207 Do you recognize this woman standing next to me? 415 00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:24,853 This is that asshole of the lady magitrate from Bellignano. 416 00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:26,539 My wife. 417 00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:30,174 - Your lady? - Yeah? 418 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,814 Forgive me... You know how it's? 419 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:40,174 - Is she really your wife? - Gosh! She's the lady and the owner of my heart... 420 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:45,680 A woman who's worth her weight in gold. 421 00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:51,417 And... 422 00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:55,196 ...how much does she weigh? 423 00:33:55,700 --> 00:34:00,137 - Around five millions now. - Five millions? 424 00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:02,654 Because she's on a diet. 425 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:05,695 Let's keep her on this diet. 426 00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:11,854 - Here's your new handbag. - A handbag? Why? 427 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:16,616 Because there's a little surprise inside. 428 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:18,179 Yes? 429 00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:21,870 - I hope you won't feel offended... - Who knows? 430 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:29,979 - Five millions. - Yes, yes. 431 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:33,419 When people're drunk don't they see double? 432 00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:38,898 - No, it's really five millions. - But I want to see double instead. 433 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,928 I understand. 434 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:48,777 - Let's make it ten. - That's the double. 435 00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:51,420 I must say... 436 00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:58,059 -...you're quite a top-level magistrate. - That's right. 437 00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:00,290 There you go. 438 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:08,096 No, no...this one. 439 00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:15,934 I drank too much. 440 00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:22,129 - I can't even stand up. - No, no, why do you want to get up? 441 00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:25,138 I'll come to you. Make yourself comfortable. 442 00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:28,337 Let me get ready. I'll be right there. 443 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:32,811 I'm coming, dear. Here comes Scotti. 444 00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:38,498 What are you doing, commander? Have you gone crazy? 445 00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:43,529 - Do you know who I am? - Yes, you're Scotti's hot chick, Scotti's hot chick, beautiful, beautiful! 446 00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:48,970 - What do we do about the purifier? - Whatever you want... 447 00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:52,416 Tell me when you want it? Where, and how? 448 00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:55,372 ...this purifier. 449 00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:59,658 I'm going to settle this matter once and for all. 450 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:02,937 - You'd better leave this up to me, commander. - No, no... 451 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:07,616 My dear famous lawyer, Scotti doesn't need help from anyone this time round. 452 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:10,419 Come in. 453 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:18,093 My respects, mrs doctor, here's mr Scotti, that one about the lake. 454 00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:20,648 With all due respect. 455 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:30,297 - Take a seat. - Thank you. 456 00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:36,973 - Are you Angelo Scotti? - Yes, Angelo. 457 00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:39,494 Angelino, for my intimate friends. 458 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:42,853 Fine. 459 00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:45,898 - You are aware of the situation? - Sure. 460 00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:48,699 Any attempt for a compromise... 461 00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:52,659 -...is totally out of the question. - Yes, right now... 462 00:36:52,740 --> 00:36:56,733 - We'll talk about it later, later. - Pardon? 463 00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:58,811 Later, later! 464 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:02,813 - It may be impossible later. - What do you mean with impossible? 465 00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:05,209 I have to put myself in a position suitable... 466 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:08,895 -...for the needs of both parties. - Sure! Thank you so much! 467 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:11,335 "Both parties". 468 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:17,132 - Pardon? -"Both parties". 469 00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:22,369 Very well, commander, I'll get to the point... 470 00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:26,339 ...the thing has grown since I put my hands on it... 471 00:37:26,420 --> 00:37:31,540 - Good! That's how we should be talking. - There's no turning back. 472 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:34,692 - We have to take it to the very end. - The very very very end. 473 00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:39,092 - Do you agree? - Sure, that's why I'm here. 474 00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:47,570 Well chancellor, please go and get the other concerned party. 475 00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:52,017 - This is great, I said, this is great! - Go on, chancellor, come on. 476 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,961 - Yes, but... - Go. 477 00:37:53,962 --> 00:37:56,689 - Go. - My respects, mrs doctor. 478 00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:07,697 Beautiful, beatiful! My hot chick! 479 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:10,135 - Have you gone mad? - Not just me... 480 00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:12,609 I understand, you don't want others to know, but now we're alone... 481 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,497 Beautiful! 482 00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:17,936 You hit me. Hit me, dear... 483 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:21,092 I'm the lady magistrate from Bellignano. 484 00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:25,014 - My dearest magistrate... - Police! 485 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:27,819 - Police, police! - My hot chick! - Help! 486 00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:31,409 Arrest this man! 487 00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:33,018 He's insane. 488 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:38,488 Lady magistrate...magistrate, my ass... 489 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,410 Gross indecency in front of a public official... 490 00:38:41,411 --> 00:38:43,973 Where was that public official last night? 491 00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:48,576 Ten millions for a hand job? This is a joke. 492 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:53,609 Tell me this is all a joke. My hot chick! My hot chick! 493 00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:40,418 Try to forget everything, my love. 494 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:43,651 Don't be so tense during these moments at least... 495 00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:55,658 Relax. Think about something else. 496 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,492 We don't have much time, you know. 497 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,730 Bloody thing. 498 00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:18,933 - I'm sorry, I've to go. - What's now? 499 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:21,494 - Damned alarm! - It's for Scotti's case. 500 00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:25,579 - What about Scotti? - He's clearly out of his mind and I'm not scoring with you, come on. 501 00:41:25,660 --> 00:41:28,572 - It's better to leave things as they are. - What do you mean with "as they are"? 502 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:32,050 You could have told me before. I'm here now. 503 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:36,452 That incident with Scotti has upset me, I feel like I'm to blame. 504 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:39,008 Why do you feel responsible? It wasn't your fault. 505 00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,579 But it was. 506 00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:42,537 I've given it a lot of thought. 507 00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:45,293 Scotti would never behave like that... 508 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:48,531 -...unless he had been provoked. - What? Did you provoke him? 509 00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:54,536 Put yourself in his shoes: he goes to bed with a woman who's very loose,... 510 00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:56,576 ...very sensual. 511 00:41:56,660 --> 00:42:00,856 If she suddenly appeared in front of you, what would you do? 512 00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:03,410 But why? Did you sleep with Scotti? 513 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,933 In a certain sense. 514 00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:08,979 - Are you crazy? Sleeping with Scotti? - Not me physically. 515 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,857 - Rosa. - Rosa? 516 00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:13,255 From his point of view. 517 00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:17,135 Who the hell is that Rosa? 518 00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:21,259 I never told anyone in Bellignano, not even you... 519 00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:23,217 Rosa is my twin sister. 520 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:25,734 We look identical, unfortunately... 521 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:29,699 ...she's very skittish and uninhibited. 522 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:32,578 She has no sense of responsibility,... 523 00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:35,811 ...her behaviour can be often quite embarrassing. 524 00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:41,816 I've tried to explain it all to her but she just doesn't get it. 525 00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:50,099 - Renato... - Yes, my love? 526 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:59,737 You should go and talk to her. 527 00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:02,897 No, I'm not going. 528 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:05,892 I'm sure you could find a way... 529 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:08,858 ...to get her to understand the situation. 530 00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:10,936 No, absolutely not. 531 00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:12,931 It might seem easy to you... 532 00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:15,090 What would I'd say to her? 533 00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:18,890 "Listen, your sister Viola sent me round to give you a sermon". 534 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:22,578 No, no. Not even if you cut off my balls. 535 00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,974 Good morning, mr count, my respects. Can I help? 536 00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:44,052 What are you doing here lawyer? 537 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:49,290 Duties, insolvencies, unsold stock, deadlines... 538 00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:52,531 ...consultancies. I do what I have to. 539 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:57,377 Come this way. 540 00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:09,058 Have you seen? This is a major development, it's all new here... 541 00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:12,337 - I'll show you the way. - I don't understand anything... 542 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:16,010 You've come here in order to see mrs Rosa. 543 00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:18,216 I'll show you. 544 00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:22,453 Please, go in. 545 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,575 This is Viola. 546 00:44:36,660 --> 00:44:38,651 She's a nice lady. 547 00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:40,537 She's a great girl. Modern... 548 00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:43,190 ...and very sportive. 549 00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:49,848 I'll leave you to talk about family in private. May I go? 550 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:57,488 - I'm the count Renato Altero from Bellignano. - You're a friend of Raf's. 551 00:44:57,580 --> 00:45:00,652 No, no. I'm here on behalf of your sister Viola. 552 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:03,618 - Has something happened to her? - No, nothing, I came here... 553 00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:06,089 ...to discuss a very delicate matter. 554 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:09,934 - The usual sermon, I bet. - No, no... 555 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:15,055 I'll put something on... 556 00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:18,416 ...because I don't like to receive people in an inconvenient manner. 557 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,298 Who knows what my sister told you about me? 558 00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:25,259 "Rosa is like this, Rosa is like that". "She falls in love with everyone..." 559 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:29,094 Does she want me to become a nun? That would be fun. 560 00:45:29,180 --> 00:45:33,412 The last time I saw her she tried to have me committed to a mental asylum. 561 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:38,130 What do you think? Have you watched well my face? Do I look insane in your opinion? 562 00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:40,450 I say my sister is the crazy one. 563 00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:45,409 She wouldn't be doing that job if she had any sense. 564 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:48,815 You can look, please. Don't be afraid. 565 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:50,538 I'm dressed now. 566 00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:53,851 My name's Rosa and I'm longing for love. 567 00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:56,898 Are you Viola's lover, excuse me? 568 00:45:56,980 --> 00:45:58,702 No, no... 569 00:45:58,703 --> 00:46:00,103 Yes. 570 00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:03,132 - I know what Viola needs. - Yes? 571 00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:05,176 A man,... 572 00:46:05,260 --> 00:46:06,659 ...a real man... 573 00:46:06,740 --> 00:46:08,458 ...like I use to say. 574 00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:13,617 - Sorry but did you want to tell me something? - Yes, you see,... 575 00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:16,931 ...well, I respect your sister because she's a fine lady... 576 00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:20,490 ...but don't think I...they call me the hammer of this region... 577 00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:23,014 - Funny. - Yes? 578 00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:27,775 Do you want to know what I think of you? 579 00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:31,216 - Yes. - You're really sexy. 580 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,094 I really don't understand Viola. 581 00:46:35,180 --> 00:46:37,694 Do you mind if I get undressed? 582 00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:40,738 When I like a man, I just take him and that's all. 583 00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:43,493 I feel like getting some sun today. 584 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:47,297 Will you smooth some lotion on my back, please? 585 00:46:47,380 --> 00:46:49,211 Please. 586 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,648 Please. 587 00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:03,899 Don't be so shy, mr count. 588 00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:05,572 Here? 589 00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:08,777 - Lower. - How? Lower? 590 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:13,331 - Lower. - Yes... Lower. 591 00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:15,650 There. 592 00:47:15,740 --> 00:47:19,779 - I don't like tan lines, they're ugly. - Yes. 593 00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:25,454 Viola...Viola, you didn't need to do this to me. 594 00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:28,830 - Yes, like that. - Good evening. 595 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:32,530 - Hi, Cicci. - Hello, love. 596 00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:36,296 Relax... 597 00:47:36,380 --> 00:47:37,779 Excuse me. 598 00:47:37,860 --> 00:47:40,454 Buttiglion alerted me of your visit. 599 00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:42,690 - Bortolon. - Precisely, Bercoglion... 600 00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:44,452 So I came up to meet you. 601 00:47:44,540 --> 00:47:48,215 Careful, don't get too much sun. You're playing Snow White tomorrow... 602 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:51,610 - Snow White? That one white? - Snow White, the white one, Snow White was candid. 603 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:54,931 - What does he mean, candid? - She must be candid, mr count... 604 00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:59,775 ...because she plays Snow White as an artist of comics, didn't you know? 605 00:47:59,860 --> 00:48:02,932 - No, I didn't know. - But how you didn't know that? 606 00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:07,618 Then come back tomorrow at five. I'll wait for you on the set. 607 00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:46,054 Vittorio. 608 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,051 Get a move on. 609 00:48:56,900 --> 00:49:00,859 Excuse me, but aren't you the prince charming? 610 00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:03,534 Cesaroli Vittorio, called "Seven times"... 611 00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:05,929 ...ah, seven times... 612 00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:11,453 Don't you wake up Snow White by a kiss? 613 00:49:11,540 --> 00:49:14,532 I don't know about. They just told me to fuck her. 614 00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:18,374 What are you talking about? Fuck? You, being so distinguished... 615 00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:21,179 It's meant to be a fairy tale. 616 00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:28,889 Is this a kid's story or not? 617 00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:33,610 Even the kids are screwing these days, they don't believe in fairy tales as well as many people... 618 00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:38,171 Nowadays, you need to desecrate, demythologise, out with the old patterns, the old taboos... 619 00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:41,411 I'm sorry, mr count. But Snow White, in short... 620 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:43,456 - Who was she? - She was a princess. 621 00:49:43,540 --> 00:49:46,771 - Yes, but she was shagging with seven dwarfs. - No, no. 622 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:50,057 - And good thing the prince was a fag! - What did you just say? 623 00:49:50,140 --> 00:49:51,937 - A fag! - You as well! 624 00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:55,057 - What on earth is this? - Here comes our Snow White. 625 00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:59,292 Clear the set, folks. Lights. 626 00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,940 It's time to work. We're not in Rome. 627 00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,451 You know what I think? 628 00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:09,531 Fabulous. 629 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,739 Hurry up. 630 00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:20,292 - Hey, where are you going? You're blocking the camera. - Sorry, I didn't see that. 631 00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:41,172 Come on, my Snow White. We're making a masterpiece. 632 00:50:41,734 --> 00:50:45,094 Tony, come here. Let's start. 633 00:50:45,220 --> 00:50:48,929 Look at the camera. He's a great photographer. 634 00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:51,898 Get her face...her eyes. 635 00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:54,175 Everything. 636 00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:57,172 It's going to be an amazing and exceptional comic strip. 637 00:50:57,580 --> 00:51:00,890 Where's the queen? The queen, the queen! 638 00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:04,609 This has to be a masterpiece, Tony. 639 00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:07,737 Get some lower shots. 640 00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:12,974 This is perfect. Go on, Tony. Take pictures, come on. 641 00:51:13,060 --> 00:51:15,143 Hold the camera steady. Stop shaking it. 642 00:51:15,144 --> 00:51:16,970 Higher. 643 00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:19,016 What are you doing? Are you going limp? 644 00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:23,890 You've got to leave space for the captions for the intellectual part, so we'll have that too. 645 00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:27,859 Come on girls, don't get distracted. Make it a really good t�te � t�te, understood? 646 00:51:28,803 --> 00:51:31,175 Keep taking pictures, come on! 647 00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:33,978 Great. Like that. 648 00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:39,180 Stroke her, stroke...stroke... 649 00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:42,730 - Hey, you're touching me! - Lower...perfect! Great, great! 650 00:51:42,820 --> 00:51:47,291 - Bring out the dwarfs. - Not these dwarves, little fuckers, go away! 651 00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:51,453 What is all this? You, dwarfs, get out of here. 652 00:51:51,540 --> 00:51:54,930 I won't allow this to go on. You must stop this filthy... 653 00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:57,454 -...and depraved activity. - Very good, mr count... 654 00:51:57,540 --> 00:52:00,134 Who's going to tell the editor now? 655 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,939 - You? - Sure, you don't scare me. 656 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:04,976 - Whatever it costs. - But it won't be cheap. 657 00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:06,129 Okay, we'll see. 658 00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:22,210 Look, I lost a lot of money over this... 659 00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:24,575 I only charged you for my expenses. 660 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:28,130 Do you know how much money I would've made out of it? 661 00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,575 At least 50 millions. 662 00:52:30,660 --> 00:52:34,699 I would've sold it all around the world. It's amateur stuff, believe me... 663 00:52:34,780 --> 00:52:38,090 For private sales the price is different, you know. 664 00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:39,454 Listen... 665 00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:43,453 Do you know what I'm going to do with all this great stuff? 666 00:52:43,540 --> 00:52:46,334 Do you like fire? I'm going to burn it. 667 00:52:46,335 --> 00:52:49,847 - No! - Yes, yes, a nice big flame. 668 00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:54,259 - You're destroying a masterpiece. - It had a cultural significance, mr count. 669 00:52:54,340 --> 00:52:56,808 Listen, Raffaele. May I tell you what I think? 670 00:52:56,900 --> 00:53:00,529 Cultural my ass! This is trash, it's shit... 671 00:53:00,620 --> 00:53:04,010 ...and mrs Orlando will not be continuing in this line of work, my dear. 672 00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:07,058 We will take care of all her necessities. 673 00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:10,052 Is that clear? And no scandals. 674 00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:12,893 Dear God, no scandals! 675 00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:17,488 - Mr count? - There's more? 676 00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:20,259 You lost your underwear. 677 00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:31,577 No scandals. 678 00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:37,330 Let's start the criminal proceedings versus Beato Onorini... 679 00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:40,651 ...as a filmmaker,... 680 00:53:40,740 --> 00:53:44,130 ...absent from this courtroom for a certified sick leave,... 681 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:48,179 ...charged with a crime of pornographic publishing... 682 00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:49,773 Defended by? 683 00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:52,775 Lawyer Magni, from the bar of Milan. 684 00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:55,293 Go on, chancellor. 685 00:53:55,340 --> 00:54:00,698 ...there're the essential elements of a crime whose according to the articles... - Lawyer Magni! 686 00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:05,336 ...528 and 529 of the penal code because the above mentioned Beato Onorini... 687 00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:09,095 ...has produced a movie called "A gold tongue into a deep throat"... 688 00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:12,610 ...where pornography is evident thanks to exhibit... 689 00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,260 ...of male and female genital organs,... 690 00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:18,252 ...scenes of so...so... 691 00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:20,331 ...sodomy, sodomy. 692 00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:21,853 Sodomy. 693 00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:27,085 The detailed charges directed towards my client require a lengthy discussion... 694 00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:31,739 We've heard all this talk about spectacular obscenities... 695 00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:35,568 ...about fellatio or sodomy,... about moral outrage... 696 00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:37,855 But can I ask you what is morality? 697 00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:41,057 What does common sense of decency mean? 698 00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:44,257 Where does this model of human behaviour come from... 699 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:47,332 ...which we must all follow? 700 00:54:47,420 --> 00:54:51,379 From the people who administer justice? Our very own judges? 701 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:55,499 We are all here to defend our rightful positions... 702 00:54:55,580 --> 00:54:58,094 ...even if, sometimes, they are conflicting. 703 00:54:58,180 --> 00:55:01,775 But I'm certain this time we'll all agree,... 704 00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:04,977 ...most illustrious mrs magistrate,... 705 00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:07,893 ...about your positions. 706 00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:14,099 Now I'm telling you the Snow White's fairy tale. 707 00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:22,658 Please have a look at this. Thank you. 708 00:55:22,740 --> 00:55:25,049 - This isn't for the ladies. - Why not? 709 00:55:25,140 --> 00:55:28,212 What's so indecent about it? 710 00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:32,976 Excuse me. Here's one for you. 711 00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:35,255 No, not you. Take it. 712 00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:39,897 What? What is all this? 713 00:55:39,980 --> 00:55:41,493 The lady magistrate? 714 00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:45,937 Look what a hot chick! 715 00:55:50,620 --> 00:55:53,657 This is a comic book, mrs magistrate... 716 00:55:53,740 --> 00:55:56,937 -...I purchased yesterday in Milan. - Pardon? 717 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:59,898 I purchased it yesterday in Mlan. 718 00:55:59,980 --> 00:56:01,777 The contents... 719 00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:05,255 First position. 720 00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:11,690 "Mirror, mirror on the wall..." 721 00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:13,816 "...who's the best kisser in the world?" 722 00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:18,337 - "The prince or the queen?" - Lawyer! I won't allow this. 723 00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:21,414 Turn it around. 724 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:23,934 What are you doing? Turn around. 725 00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:30,658 May I continue, mrs magistrate? 726 00:56:31,420 --> 00:56:34,093 Second position. 727 00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:43,094 "Dopey, Sleepy and Doc arrive..." 728 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:45,330 ...who can make your a...busted!" 729 00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:49,089 - So....so... - Sodomy. 730 00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:56,778 - The lady magistrate? - Turn it around. 731 00:56:57,703 --> 00:56:59,616 Change it. 732 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:04,616 It's not over yet. Third position. 733 00:57:12,420 --> 00:57:15,253 "Doc, you look like a drill... 734 00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:18,372 ...what a nice job to be a anteater!". Turn it around! 735 00:57:26,972 --> 00:57:29,576 Lawyer, I order you to put away these obscenities! 736 00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:31,019 Silence... 737 00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:33,694 ...or I'll have them clear the room. 738 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:39,408 Calm down, folks. Please. 739 00:57:44,820 --> 00:57:46,094 And now... 740 00:57:46,180 --> 00:57:48,535 ...I ask you, mrs magistrate... 741 00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:53,052 ...we all, we all ask... 742 00:57:53,620 --> 00:57:56,657 Who is Snow White? 743 00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:06,373 - Excellency, mrs doctor Orlando. - Fine, let her come in. 744 00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:09,054 Goodbye Eminence, goodbye. 745 00:58:10,992 --> 00:58:12,857 Dear mrs doctor Orlando... 746 00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:17,377 ...what a surprise, please take a seat. 747 00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:22,933 Well, my dear? 748 00:58:23,020 --> 00:58:26,137 - How are things in Bellignano? - Very bad, mr attorney. 749 00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:29,769 - Very bad? - That's why I'm here... 750 00:58:29,860 --> 00:58:33,455 - I came here to present my resignation. - Your resignation? 751 00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:37,410 But why? What reason do you have? 752 00:58:38,620 --> 00:58:40,133 Read this. 753 00:58:40,380 --> 00:58:42,655 "Snow White and the seven dwarfs" 754 00:58:42,740 --> 00:58:47,416 I'm guessing there might be a handsome prince charming involved? 755 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,968 Look closely at the cover, please. 756 00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:52,676 You'll understand when you see it. 757 00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:03,919 Perhaps you won't be surprised about my request now. 758 00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:13,973 My dear girl... 759 00:59:14,060 --> 00:59:19,498 No, no, look... this doesn't have to deceive you... 760 00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:22,413 I'm not me in the photographs. 761 00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:24,616 It's my sister, Rosa. 762 00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:28,375 We're twins, identical as well as two drops of water. 763 00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:29,978 Are you exactly... 764 00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:34,252 -...identical completely? - Only physically. 765 00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:36,456 Right. 766 00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:38,258 Physically. 767 00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,976 Exactly the same. 768 00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:44,051 Our childhoods were very different.... 769 00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:47,337 I lived with my mother and father, while she... 770 00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:49,655 ...left home when she was still very young. 771 00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:52,891 There was nothing we could do. So... 772 00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:56,529 I tried not to abandon her... 773 00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:59,134 ...to bring her back, but... 774 01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:02,213 Attorney? 775 01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:05,338 Sir attorney? 776 01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:07,172 Yes...go on. 777 01:00:07,220 --> 01:00:09,893 - I'm all ears. - I hope you will... 778 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:13,694 ...understand my embarrassment and accept my decision. 779 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:17,375 Please communicate my resignation... 780 01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:19,980 -...to the mr Minister. - There won't be any resignation, damn! 781 01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:22,250 Don't speak of it. I told you already... 782 01:00:22,340 --> 01:00:27,334 A judge like you is irreplaceable. 783 01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:31,449 - Thank you, but... - No objections, dear Snow White. 784 01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:35,613 Sorry, mrs doctor Orlando... as if things weren't bad enough... 785 01:00:36,860 --> 01:00:38,612 Rather... 786 01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:43,535 ...ask this cursed sister of yours to come to Bellignano... 787 01:00:43,620 --> 01:00:45,929 ...so everybody will see. 788 01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:49,535 You see...if you ask me,... 789 01:00:49,620 --> 01:00:55,411 ...on closer inspection, this girl has something good about her, that's obvious. 790 01:00:56,660 --> 01:00:59,970 I could talk to her personally... 791 01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:02,051 ...I could convince her. 792 01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:07,134 I'm not so sure it will be as easy as you think. 793 01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:10,252 You have to try in these cases, my dear. 794 01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:13,730 We must always keep trying. Besides, if you'll permit me... 795 01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:17,369 ...I'd have got more influence than one dwarf. 796 01:01:21,660 --> 01:01:23,059 Don't you think so? 797 01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:39,692 Thanks. 798 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:05,329 Viola, what are you doing with that suitcase? 799 01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:10,619 - No, I'm Rosa, don't you recognize me, Renato? - Rosa... 800 01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:12,179 What are you doing here? 801 01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:14,530 I came to Bellignano... 802 01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:17,737 ...because I don't know what else to do. I did really a very stupid thing, true? 803 01:02:17,820 --> 01:02:19,333 Come on, get in. 804 01:02:19,420 --> 01:02:21,403 - Thank you. - No, leave it. 805 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:22,414 Thanks. 806 01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:26,738 - Where can I take you? - To my sister's house. 807 01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:42,488 I wasn't my fault, I assure you... 808 01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:46,095 ...I would never do something like that. I swear. 809 01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:48,250 Forget about it. 810 01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:51,450 It's better to forget that. 811 01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:57,400 By the way, what happened to that friend of yours? 812 01:02:57,401 --> 01:02:58,964 I left him. 813 01:02:58,980 --> 01:03:03,690 - Good. - We couldn't go on like that. 814 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,338 I... 815 01:03:06,580 --> 01:03:09,777 I met another man... 816 01:03:09,860 --> 01:03:14,570 - Good. -...and I fell madly in love with him. 817 01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:19,256 - Good. - He's fantastic...marvellous... 818 01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:23,494 One reason I came to Bellignano.... 819 01:03:23,580 --> 01:03:28,210 -...was to be closer to him. - Someone from Bellignano, eh? 820 01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:31,653 Who could it be? 821 01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:37,291 Well, I thought you should know... 822 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:40,817 Why? Should I know him? 823 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:42,333 I see... 824 01:03:42,460 --> 01:03:44,610 My dearest... 825 01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:48,012 Rosa. 826 01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:49,499 Rosa, where are you going? 827 01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:50,979 Why don't you come back? 828 01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:55,451 We can continue...the discussion at least...Rosa? 829 01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:04,494 That's like a suicide! It's a destiny I'm always not scoring with her, damn! 830 01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:07,174 Come in. 831 01:04:10,140 --> 01:04:14,895 - My respects, mrs Orlando, may I? - Thanks. 832 01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:25,855 - What's this? - A grace from God, mrs doctor... 833 01:04:25,940 --> 01:04:29,535 ...it comes from the tribunal in Padua, these documents are the... 834 01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:31,895 -...verdict of divorce for count Altero. - Why do you bring it to me? 835 01:04:31,980 --> 01:04:35,768 - It's not of my responsibility. - But I thought this particular case.... 836 01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:38,175 What particular case? All cases are the same to me. 837 01:04:38,260 --> 01:04:42,936 - Serve the concerned person this act, please. - Okay, as you wish. 838 01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:47,059 You have me at your disposal, as you wish. 839 01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:52,250 One moment. 840 01:04:56,740 --> 01:05:01,438 Hello? This is mrs doctor Orlando. It's you chancellor, tell me? 841 01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:05,530 Yes, excellent. Thank you very much. 842 01:05:05,580 --> 01:05:09,971 I'll pass by the court house later. Yes, yes, for the signature, thank you. 843 01:05:28,140 --> 01:05:30,290 Hi, Rosa. 844 01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:33,773 - Hi. - Is Viola around? 845 01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:37,497 No, she's not at home. Would you like to wait? 846 01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:41,328 - I'm glad I found you instead of Viola. - Why? 847 01:05:41,420 --> 01:05:43,092 Well...because... 848 01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:49,419 ...because I need to talk to her... 849 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:52,089 -...about a very delicate matter. - Such as? 850 01:05:52,180 --> 01:05:56,219 Now my divorce has come through, I think Viola... 851 01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:59,931 ...might be waiting for me to marry her? 852 01:06:00,020 --> 01:06:04,252 If I were her I'd expect the same thing. 853 01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:08,533 Or not? 854 01:06:09,980 --> 01:06:14,496 And really you, just you are telling me these things? You, who made me think... 855 01:06:14,580 --> 01:06:17,572 ...first in Milan, now here in Bellignano... 856 01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:21,175 ...I don't understand anything anymore... 857 01:06:23,260 --> 01:06:25,854 ...I don't even see inside myself clearly. 858 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:30,974 - No, no, it's all very clear, very clear. - So it's true? 859 01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:34,936 Tell me it's true. 860 01:06:35,740 --> 01:06:38,652 Look, Rosa. I'm prepared... 861 01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:43,182 ...to put the past behind. If you'd only tell me... 862 01:06:43,183 --> 01:06:44,404 What? 863 01:06:44,439 --> 01:06:46,812 How come you don't get it? 864 01:06:46,900 --> 01:06:52,770 Tell me it's true, you told me before. You made me believe. 865 01:06:52,860 --> 01:06:54,976 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 866 01:06:55,020 --> 01:06:58,251 I don't do these things with my sister's boyfriend. 867 01:06:58,340 --> 01:07:01,889 Thus you didn't come to Bellignano for me. 868 01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:07,970 You'll never change. You and your good intentions... 869 01:07:08,060 --> 01:07:10,432 You're just the usual whore. 870 01:07:12,900 --> 01:07:17,054 "But I'm to going to shag you!" No, I won't give you that satisfaction. 871 01:08:30,820 --> 01:08:32,697 Viola. 872 01:08:32,980 --> 01:08:35,733 I thought you were still out. 873 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:40,817 - What are you up to? - I'm throwing out this rubbish... 874 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:43,095 These aren't the clothes of a dignified person. 875 01:08:49,460 --> 01:08:53,453 By the way, you can keep the red knickers... 876 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,138 ...they fit you perfectly. 877 01:08:55,220 --> 01:08:56,778 Bye. 878 01:09:10,220 --> 01:09:13,896 - Have you seen the lawyer Bortolon? - Yes, he's at that table. - Thank you. 879 01:09:16,780 --> 01:09:18,611 Whose's this thigh? It's mine. 880 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:20,293 What are you doing here? Are you insane? 881 01:09:20,380 --> 01:09:24,896 If they find you out, everything's going to hell. The lady magistrate is starting to suspect too. 882 01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:26,737 Do you know what can I do to her? 883 01:09:26,820 --> 01:09:30,130 You know know what I'll do to her? I'll eat her. 884 01:09:30,420 --> 01:09:32,854 I'll start with her thighs. 885 01:09:33,220 --> 01:09:36,371 - Mind you don't strangle yourself. - I want to stuff myself, lawyer. 886 01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:40,615 I understood, I understood. 887 01:09:41,180 --> 01:09:42,579 Lawyer... 888 01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:45,777 - Did you bring the stuff? - Yes. 889 01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:47,813 Here. 890 01:09:48,980 --> 01:09:52,246 Anonymous letter and envelope... what do they make? 891 01:09:52,247 --> 01:09:53,599 An anonymous shafting. 892 01:09:53,634 --> 01:09:55,849 Start writing. Waiter. 893 01:09:55,940 --> 01:09:57,419 Yes, sir. 894 01:09:58,420 --> 01:10:00,729 What are you waiting for? Take it away. 895 01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:03,778 As you wish, sir. 896 01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:13,938 Concentrate. 897 01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:16,614 Okay, write... 898 01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:20,856 Very distinguished... 899 01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:25,811 ...very distinguished lawyer Lo Presti... 900 01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:31,170 ...you saw correctly:... 901 01:10:31,460 --> 01:10:37,137 ...that dirty lady magistrate is Snow White. 902 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,492 Clear, direct, precise. 903 01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:42,810 We'll get twenty years if they catch us. 904 01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:45,972 - Don't break my concentration, Forfolon. - Bortolon. 905 01:10:46,060 --> 01:10:51,498 If you go to church tomorrow, father Anz... 906 01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:58,372 -...Viola's confessor priest, can illuminate you more. - Who is this father Anz? 907 01:10:58,460 --> 01:11:02,772 - That's my concern, go ahead, Brontolon. - Bortolon. 908 01:11:02,860 --> 01:11:10,813 We have attached a receipt for the payment made by count Renato Altero,... 909 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:13,892 ...the lady magistrate's notorious lover,... 910 01:11:13,980 --> 01:11:18,576 ...paid as a ransom in return for the Snow White's despicable comics. 911 01:11:18,660 --> 01:11:22,448 This is irrefutable proof of her guilt. 912 01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:24,656 ...guilt. 913 01:11:26,940 --> 01:11:30,132 What are you doing? Signing an anonymous letter? 914 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:34,579 I was confused. I'm not familiar with these things. 915 01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:38,499 It's very simple, Piramidon: Lo Presti receives the letter... 916 01:11:38,580 --> 01:11:41,731 ...then he goes to church and father Anz confirms everything. 917 01:11:41,820 --> 01:11:44,539 That asshole swallows the bait for sure. Rosa will be at the court house... 918 01:11:44,580 --> 01:11:46,650 ...pretending to be Viola. As soon as he arrives... 919 01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:49,052 ...Rosa will seduce him and we'll take some photos... 920 01:11:49,053 --> 01:11:50,936 ...which we'll send to two different places,... 921 01:11:51,060 --> 01:11:55,497 ...one to the attorney and the other to count Renato Altero. 922 01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:59,772 This way, the lady magistrate will be forced to resign, so we'll destroy her career and her relationship in one shot. 923 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:01,776 - How much my idea is worth? - 20 years. 924 01:12:16,380 --> 01:12:18,735 - There. - Lo Presti's coming. 925 01:12:19,580 --> 01:12:21,298 Quick, quick. 926 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:35,696 Flesh is an instrument the devil uses... 927 01:12:35,740 --> 01:12:37,651 ...to take freedom away from us, ya! 928 01:12:37,740 --> 01:12:40,857 ...you'll do penance reciting three Lord's prayer, ave Marias and glories... 929 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:43,534 ...and you'll make a pilgrimage to Lourdes...by foot! 930 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,578 - Thank you, father Anz. - Go, Viola. 931 01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:59,737 It's a sin which we cannot do without, luckily there's penitence. 932 01:13:02,140 --> 01:13:03,698 Forgive me. 933 01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:15,618 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 934 01:13:15,700 --> 01:13:17,736 Okay, I've done that. 935 01:13:19,380 --> 01:13:24,374 This is a case of conscience, father, fa-father. 936 01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:29,614 I received an anonymous letter. The worst thing is that it wasn't even signed... 937 01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:34,330 ...and I pride myself on submitting it to you. 938 01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:38,532 - Have you got it? - Go back, Satan! 939 01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:44,374 Ya, ya. The anonymous letter isn't important... 940 01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:50,057 - An anonymous letter is a sin! - What do you mean with "not important"? 941 01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:53,371 That letter says the lady magistrate is... 942 01:13:53,460 --> 01:13:54,893 ...Snow White. 943 01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:59,815 There are twenty thousand souls in Bellignano at great risk. 944 01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:03,176 If you'd like to... 945 01:14:03,260 --> 01:14:06,935 -...you know, you're the one she confessed to. - I understand, I understand. 946 01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:11,013 - This is a serious case. [play on words caso=case and cazzo=dick] - What did you say, excuse me? 947 01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:14,331 - My case, a case of conscience. ["Cazo mio" Italian Germanly spoken=it's my fucking business] - Ah, well, a case of conscience. 948 01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:19,016 I'm tied by the rules of confession, but I can say something in confidence, my friend... 949 01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:21,739 The magistrate is... 950 01:14:21,860 --> 01:14:24,249 ...big... 951 01:14:24,340 --> 01:14:26,535 That's what I always said. 952 01:14:26,620 --> 01:14:28,929 ...woman...God. 953 01:14:29,060 --> 01:14:32,735 ...incredible positions... 954 01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:37,531 That's what I always said. 955 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:41,733 My God. 956 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:45,016 And then? 957 01:14:48,020 --> 01:14:50,295 And then? 958 01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:54,052 And then? And then? 959 01:14:54,140 --> 01:14:56,017 Father, you can't leave me like this. 960 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:59,092 I can't say anymore. 961 01:14:59,180 --> 01:15:02,934 All I can say is that she behaves like this... 962 01:15:02,980 --> 01:15:05,574 ...because she's a woman who loves her neighbour... 963 01:15:05,660 --> 01:15:09,255 ...and I think you will be her next neighbour. 964 01:15:09,340 --> 01:15:12,332 If you don't believe what I say... 965 01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:16,413 ...you can go and see for yourself, ya... 966 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:20,175 ...to get right to the end of this thing. 967 01:15:29,860 --> 01:15:34,854 Believe me, mr attorney, it's the first time a judge in Bellignano has received an anonymous threat. 968 01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:40,133 We have to acknowledge that here in Bellignano, as an exception,... 969 01:15:40,180 --> 01:15:42,569 ...these things hadn't happened here before, until now. 970 01:15:42,660 --> 01:15:46,096 But returning to this evidence they might have... 971 01:15:46,180 --> 01:15:51,573 -...which facts are they alluding to? - I don't know, I didn't understand it. 972 01:15:51,620 --> 01:15:56,171 It's my belief that the only way we can get to the bottom of this sordid affair... 973 01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:59,849 ...consists of trying to understand, to investigate. 974 01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:04,411 You have all the resources necessary, my dear, to avoid a scandal... 975 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:07,872 ...which could seriously damage our reputation. 976 01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:47,815 Please come in. 977 01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:52,352 I asked you to come here at this hour because the court house is empty. 978 01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:54,618 Have a seat please. 979 01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:02,332 Seeing that this is the first opportunity we've had... 980 01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:05,173 ...to talk calmly... 981 01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:08,252 How do you say? Intimately? 982 01:17:08,340 --> 01:17:12,049 I confess our friendship is very close to my heart... 983 01:17:12,140 --> 01:17:16,975 ...and who else could I turn to in such a difficult... 984 01:17:17,060 --> 01:17:19,255 ...situation? 985 01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:22,417 - Are we alone? - Alone. 986 01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:27,294 May I add that I have no intention of hiding anything from you... 987 01:17:27,380 --> 01:17:32,329 ...you might think it's strange that I have turned to you... 988 01:17:32,420 --> 01:17:35,298 As you know, I don't have... 989 01:17:35,380 --> 01:17:40,135 ...a convincing argument so I need someone who can understand me. 990 01:17:40,220 --> 01:17:43,098 Unless, of course, the thing disgusts you... 991 01:17:43,140 --> 01:17:45,973 - Me? - Yes, because... 992 01:17:46,060 --> 01:17:48,620 ...you must be very firm. 993 01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:06,089 The button. 994 01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:39,213 - Do you love justice? - What? I do revere it! 995 01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:58,137 Holy shit! 996 01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:07,415 They're making a 48 [a mess]. 997 01:19:08,940 --> 01:19:13,218 What 48, lawyer! They're almost up to 70. 998 01:19:26,180 --> 01:19:29,775 I've just received them into an anonymous letter. 999 01:19:29,860 --> 01:19:32,852 I called you right away... 1000 01:19:32,940 --> 01:19:36,853 ...because this time the accusation is quite clear. 1001 01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:41,092 Right...they look like irrefutable evidences. 1002 01:19:42,340 --> 01:19:46,219 The events takes place in my office... 1003 01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:49,019 ...it's clearly me in the picture. 1004 01:19:53,020 --> 01:19:57,969 You have every right to think it's me, true? 1005 01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:08,335 - But... - But? 1006 01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:11,412 If you'll permit me, doctor. I want to show you something. 1007 01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:14,779 My alibi is right here in this photo. 1008 01:20:14,860 --> 01:20:16,339 Have an accurate look at it. 1009 01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:19,890 - Have you watched it in details? - Yes, I believe so. 1010 01:20:19,980 --> 01:20:23,859 - I've looked at it more than once. - And didn't any detail escape you? 1011 01:20:23,940 --> 01:20:27,250 Nothing...well, at least I think. 1012 01:20:27,340 --> 01:20:29,649 What have you seen? 1013 01:20:29,740 --> 01:20:32,413 I've seen what there is to see. 1014 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:35,572 So please tell me everything you see. 1015 01:20:35,660 --> 01:20:37,093 Yes... 1016 01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:41,492 I see a man on his knees in the middle of an act...well, in front of woman... 1017 01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:45,698 ...naked who pushs him toward the lower part of her body. 1018 01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:48,055 - And higher up? - Higher up... 1019 01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:50,973 - What do you mean with "higher up"? - Higher up, higher up! 1020 01:20:51,060 --> 01:20:53,699 Higher up, I see the man's head... 1021 01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:57,568 ...resting on the woman's belly. 1022 01:20:59,765 --> 01:21:02,336 But, but...in short, where do you want me to go? 1023 01:21:05,820 --> 01:21:08,015 - Here. - Ah, there. 1024 01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:09,613 I don't understand. 1025 01:21:09,700 --> 01:21:12,260 - What do you see there? - That clock,... 1026 01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:18,415 ...which has been in my office for over three years and it works perfectly. 1027 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,617 Mr attorney, the clock in this photo... 1028 01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:26,455 ...shows the date as the 28th of July, Sunday, 10:42. 1029 01:21:26,540 --> 01:21:31,011 On that day, at that time, I was in this office with you. 1030 01:21:31,100 --> 01:21:34,410 - Do you remember? - Yes, you're right. 1031 01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:36,456 Three days ago. 1032 01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:40,179 So who is she? 1033 01:21:40,260 --> 01:21:43,377 Your sister Rosa again? 1034 01:21:44,660 --> 01:21:49,654 That's enough, I'm not an idiot. Get that into your head, that's enough, enough! 1035 01:21:49,740 --> 01:21:52,334 - Let me explain. - What are you going to explain? 1036 01:21:52,420 --> 01:21:55,730 That she's your sister once again? It's not you? Sure, I understood it! 1037 01:21:55,820 --> 01:21:58,857 You don't think I slept with Lo Presti? That's absurd. 1038 01:21:58,940 --> 01:22:02,171 - Look, I know it's absurd. - That's what you say. 1039 01:22:02,260 --> 01:22:05,696 Okay, she's not your sister, it's the other one, and we'll just forget it. 1040 01:22:05,780 --> 01:22:09,853 I can't go on like this. It's one scandal after another. 1041 01:22:09,940 --> 01:22:13,774 Everybody has understood everything. It's making me look like a fool. 1042 01:22:13,860 --> 01:22:15,896 Like a cuckold, rather, yeah. 1043 01:22:15,980 --> 01:22:20,371 Between you and your sister, this is all too much. 1044 01:22:20,460 --> 01:22:24,135 Don't worry, we'll find a solution. 1045 01:22:24,340 --> 01:22:28,049 Look, Viola. I love you. 1046 01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:31,496 I love you, I don't love Rosa. 1047 01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:36,176 It's just that you're both so terribly alike, I don't understand, it's an absolute madness! 1048 01:22:36,260 --> 01:22:38,899 In short, Viola, maybe it's better we... 1049 01:22:38,980 --> 01:22:41,778 ...leave each other, quietly. 1050 01:22:41,860 --> 01:22:46,217 We'll put on a bold face on it, say goodbye. We'll keep the good memories... 1051 01:22:46,300 --> 01:22:50,976 ...of us living together. We'll do it like civil and honest people. 1052 01:22:51,060 --> 01:22:54,655 Just leave as you are now, don't put up any resistance... 1053 01:22:54,740 --> 01:22:56,935 ...you'll be doing the right thing. 1054 01:22:57,020 --> 01:23:00,899 Our relationship is over anyway, we couldn't go on like this... 1055 01:23:03,420 --> 01:23:05,615 God damn it. Why did she have to leave right now? 1056 01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:09,375 Without even saying... 1057 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:12,890 Go to hell, Viola! You, the court house... 1058 01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:15,255 ...and Bellignano! 1059 01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:17,696 Damn it! 1060 01:23:22,380 --> 01:23:23,972 Bortolon. 1061 01:23:24,060 --> 01:23:25,573 Bortolon. 1062 01:23:25,660 --> 01:23:27,378 Bortolon. 1063 01:23:27,460 --> 01:23:29,371 Bortolon. 1064 01:23:29,460 --> 01:23:33,009 - Are you talking to me? - Have you gone deaf? 1065 01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:35,773 - No, but you called me Bortolon... - I guess I got it wrong. 1066 01:23:35,860 --> 01:23:36,815 Look at him. 1067 01:23:36,900 --> 01:23:41,928 The lady magistrate has destroyed him, poor man, he's beaten like a zabaglione. 1068 01:23:42,020 --> 01:23:45,774 But this isn't our problem. Do you know who I met earlier? 1069 01:23:45,860 --> 01:23:48,613 The mr attorney, in person. 1070 01:23:48,700 --> 01:23:52,534 He had to come all the way to Bellignano. You should've seen his face. 1071 01:23:52,620 --> 01:23:57,696 The lady magistrate has got two options: either they fire her or she's get a transfer. 1072 01:23:58,460 --> 01:24:01,577 If this doesn't take too long I might make it back to Milan tonight. 1073 01:24:01,660 --> 01:24:04,697 What do you mean with "long"? It should only take a moment. 1074 01:24:04,780 --> 01:24:08,659 - She's leaving. - Let's hope so. 1075 01:24:08,740 --> 01:24:10,696 What do you mean "hope"? This is Bortolon saying this. 1076 01:24:10,780 --> 01:24:12,896 Our case will be delayed... 1077 01:24:12,980 --> 01:24:15,699 ...until the replacement magistrate arrives. 1078 01:24:15,780 --> 01:24:19,136 So at least two years will pass away. 1079 01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:21,814 Isn't that what you wanted? 1080 01:24:22,460 --> 01:24:25,372 Come on, engineer... 1081 01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:29,692 Look how sad and desperate the chancellor is. 1082 01:24:36,380 --> 01:24:37,779 I bet... 1083 01:24:38,420 --> 01:24:42,784 ...10.000 lire they're going to announce her dismissal. 1084 01:24:42,785 --> 01:24:44,864 I accept. 1085 01:25:05,940 --> 01:25:09,819 - Court is in session. - Let us start... 1086 01:25:09,900 --> 01:25:13,131 ...the trial versus Esposito Raffaele. 1087 01:25:13,220 --> 01:25:16,895 We begin the trial versus Esposito Raffaele. 1088 01:25:16,980 --> 01:25:18,575 - You won. - I've lost. 1089 01:25:18,576 --> 01:25:20,924 - You won my 10.000 lire. - Yes, but I've lost the trial. 1090 01:25:20,925 --> 01:25:22,746 For the moment... 1091 01:25:22,781 --> 01:25:26,130 ...because I'll save you with my closing address. 1092 01:25:26,220 --> 01:25:29,337 My very esteemed friend, in two hours... 1093 01:25:29,420 --> 01:25:32,457 ...you can go back to Milan. 1094 01:25:32,540 --> 01:25:36,897 Sure, I'm going to Milan... but to San Vittore's prison... 1095 01:25:36,980 --> 01:25:40,336 - Don't worry, you can appeal. - Sure, there will be a rollcall... [in Italian appello=appeal and rollcall] 1096 01:25:40,420 --> 01:25:45,050 ...every morning for six years, and I'll have to say "Here". 1097 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:49,736 I swear to God, as soon as I'm out I'll kick your ass heavily! 1098 01:26:09,420 --> 01:26:11,172 - Hi, Renato. - Rosa. 1099 01:26:11,220 --> 01:26:14,496 - Moving again? - I was waiting just for you. 1100 01:26:14,580 --> 01:26:17,777 Viola won't have me back after all that's happened. 1101 01:26:17,860 --> 01:26:20,374 You were waiting just for me, eh? 1102 01:26:20,460 --> 01:26:22,849 I don't know where to go... 1103 01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:27,172 Could you put me up for a few days, please? 1104 01:26:27,740 --> 01:26:30,573 - Okay, let's go. - Thanks. 1105 01:26:30,660 --> 01:26:32,935 - Leave it. - Thank you. 1106 01:26:40,980 --> 01:26:43,619 Thanks again. 1107 01:26:54,872 --> 01:26:56,370 It cannot be said... 1108 01:26:56,420 --> 01:27:00,333 ...you're a very open-minded person. 1109 01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:02,650 However, I thought... 1110 01:27:02,740 --> 01:27:06,892 - The fact is... - The fact is... 1111 01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:16,972 ...you're still madly in love with Viola. 1112 01:27:17,060 --> 01:27:20,018 - Yes... No... - Don't worry, I'm not jealous. 1113 01:27:20,100 --> 01:27:22,409 Even if she's my sister. 1114 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:26,459 - Come. - Where? - Come. 1115 01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:31,134 You won't let me not score for that? 1116 01:27:31,220 --> 01:27:35,709 No, look... that's the bedroom there. 1117 01:27:35,710 --> 01:27:37,261 Precisely. 1118 01:27:37,860 --> 01:27:40,499 How did she know it? 1119 01:27:42,500 --> 01:27:44,889 Let's be reasonable. 1120 01:27:46,780 --> 01:27:49,977 - I feel embarrassed without my glasses. - Quiet. 1121 01:27:55,180 --> 01:27:57,455 I want to do an experiment. 1122 01:27:58,860 --> 01:28:01,658 Look, the chickens are waiting for me. 1123 01:28:01,740 --> 01:28:04,379 I must go to the roost. 1124 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:08,809 No...think of your sister. 1125 01:28:15,380 --> 01:28:18,292 No, no violence, no violence. 1126 01:28:26,060 --> 01:28:27,971 Where are you going? 1127 01:28:28,060 --> 01:28:29,049 To bed? 1128 01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:32,018 Right...to bed. 1129 01:28:33,100 --> 01:28:35,250 Holy cow. 1130 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,889 Go slowly, Rosa. 1131 01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:39,652 Rosa? 1132 01:28:39,740 --> 01:28:42,300 Are you serious? Damn! 1133 01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:52,892 Rosa... 1134 01:29:06,380 --> 01:29:07,893 Anything else than... 1135 01:29:07,980 --> 01:29:10,050 ...Viola! 1136 01:29:45,700 --> 01:29:47,418 How beautiful. 1137 01:29:51,900 --> 01:29:53,731 Listen, Rosa... 1138 01:29:55,820 --> 01:29:57,890 What is it, Renato? 1139 01:30:00,980 --> 01:30:03,335 It was a real moment... 1140 01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:10,372 -...of madness, really. - Yes, it was wonderful. 1141 01:30:10,460 --> 01:30:12,815 Kidnap me, Renato. 1142 01:30:12,900 --> 01:30:16,654 Take me somewhere nice, where nobody will recognize us. 1143 01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:19,857 - Do you agree? - I agree. 1144 01:30:21,100 --> 01:30:25,776 Right now I feel like I could even take you to Udine. 1145 01:30:32,980 --> 01:30:35,653 I feel great being with you. 1146 01:30:37,260 --> 01:30:39,854 What a fool I've been. 1147 01:30:39,940 --> 01:30:43,535 I thought you could only sleep with someone if you were really in love... 1148 01:30:43,620 --> 01:30:48,648 ...when you get along and you both share the same ideas, the same tastes... 1149 01:30:48,740 --> 01:30:54,133 - ...like Viola and me, for example. - What's Viola got to do with it? 1150 01:30:55,300 --> 01:30:58,133 - You're still thinking of her. - Yes... 1151 01:30:59,940 --> 01:31:03,216 I don't think I'll ever forget her. 1152 01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:08,658 We had something special between us. I can't explain it... 1153 01:31:10,820 --> 01:31:15,177 If only I had been a bit less distracted, less nervous... 1154 01:31:15,260 --> 01:31:19,139 The few times we did sleep together... 1155 01:31:19,220 --> 01:31:23,896 ...it felt like being in the court house. 1156 01:31:23,980 --> 01:31:27,416 She even wore her gown when we made love, it's true. 1157 01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:29,252 If you ask me... 1158 01:31:29,340 --> 01:31:32,457 ...she wasn't wrong at all. 1159 01:31:33,220 --> 01:31:38,453 It was you who were too respectful of her. 1160 01:31:38,540 --> 01:31:40,451 Yes... 1161 01:31:46,260 --> 01:31:48,615 Perhaps you're right. 1162 01:31:50,580 --> 01:31:52,571 Nevertheless... 1163 01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:58,337 ...I'm still in love with Viola. 1164 01:31:59,020 --> 01:32:03,298 But I wouldn't have the courage to tell her by now. 1165 01:32:21,020 --> 01:32:22,612 - Hello? - Hello... 1166 01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:24,372 - Mr attorney? - It's me. 1167 01:32:24,460 --> 01:32:26,451 - I'm the magistrate from Bellignano. - What happened? 1168 01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:30,931 I'm sorry to disturb at this hour but I have an urgent message for you... 1169 01:32:31,020 --> 01:32:32,738 ...I would like to officially inform you... 1170 01:32:32,820 --> 01:32:36,608 -...that I intend to resign from the Bench. - Have you gone mad? 1171 01:32:36,660 --> 01:32:38,890 No, no. I'm getting married. 1172 01:32:38,980 --> 01:32:41,210 And, as to the charges versus me... 1173 01:32:41,300 --> 01:32:45,498 -...with reference to articles 527 and the following ones... - What are you saying? - Viola! 1174 01:32:45,580 --> 01:32:48,652 -...of the penal code... - Viola... 1175 01:32:48,740 --> 01:32:52,813 ...for committing acts violating the common sense of decency,... 1176 01:32:52,900 --> 01:32:55,733 ...violating the common sense of decency,... 1177 01:32:55,820 --> 01:33:01,417 ...yeah, yeah...they just violate the common sense of decency...ah.... 1178 01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:05,493 My new condition will allow me to violate it... 1179 01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:10,210 -...without prejudices... - I think you're getting... 1180 01:33:10,300 --> 01:33:13,895 ...disheartened. You can't give up your career this way. 1181 01:33:13,980 --> 01:33:15,936 Lady, lady Viola? 1182 01:33:16,020 --> 01:33:17,851 Do you feel ill? 1182 01:33:57,020 --> 01:34:00,000 fansubbed by quidtum for CG